Feeding advice from Purina:
And the response:
Dear Purina, my name is Columbus and I am a big cat. I am like 7 kg. I am NOT fat. Authorities said I cannot eat your biscuits because I’m more than 5kg and that’s not on your chart. But I’m not fat. I’m just big. I can’t fit through the catflap smoothly either because I’m big but not fat. Now I’m a starved cat and I’ll be skinny and I don’t want to be skinny because I’m big and not fat.